While Candyman, Justin and Eugene were eggin' on the bro-dudes with fat tires to do burnouts, we were all chokin' on their rubber dust. Warren and Teach had the cure all!
1. Get liquored up enough not to care too much.
2. If booze starts to wear off...
3. Stop, drop and roll.
4. Make the guy doing the burnout take off his shirt and whip it around his head like a helicopter.
I witnessed all the meyham from the snowmobile couch Dave Cook made. Thanks for the front row seat to the madness!!